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Hi guys, welcome to the gig economy podcast. Thank you so much for joining us we're super excited to have everyone here tonight we have Sam again and
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he was not here last time but the time before but
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thank you so much. We just haven't
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Candy we had a great 30 minutes of Tick Tock and different sounds.
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So you may hear something random like
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premium users I'm sorry.
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Yeah. For Patreon
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Yeah, if you want to hear a really fun before episode. chatter that was a really good one. Yes For even took his pants off.
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Did not pletely off I was there
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is Mark watching the stream is and he's working
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Hey guys if you could share the show and your Facebook group and and we really want to get our YouTube channel pumping again so if you can subscribe to youtube three people please subscribe right now. I don't see any chat in Facebook right now but anyways, if anyone else sees it Sam's like typing. What did you do last
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time? There's 20 people on Facebook. There's not nobody on YouTube. What did
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you do last time when you're here? You didn't complain about the stream last time. Are the the screen issue?
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I just see you doing this.
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Yeah, no, I I had the mic over further. But you were fishing today that you couldn't hear me so I'm having the mic closer. So now I can't see my screen. Just kind of set it off to the side.
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I gotta I gotta run. I gotta reconfigure that
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Someone's taking up all of the fucking screen with the fox.
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Beeping all the time. It's
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got three different accounts, bro. I'm liking and sharing. Oh, stop
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Janet's here. Okay, so yes if you could go to YouTube and please subscribe to the channel and hit the like button and then please hit the bell to so when we go live we're trying to build a little
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wasn't me you know before the actual podcast goes out I actually go mute although it's only for the live
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That's good. I wouldn't want to hear that if I was listening to the audio.
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It wasn't me.
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Well, okay, yeah, like
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I didn't I didn't know you to work.
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Oh, shoot. It's your mother got somebody on Twitch. We do. A rando. Oh no. That's Miguel.
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He hasn't been in the chat. Yes. He's been up to Yeah,
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yeah, he hasn't chatted much So anyways, yes, please go. We're streaming on Twitch Periscope, YouTube. We prefer YouTube and Facebook, YouTube, YouTube prefer YouTube, but I know a lot of people on Facebook so I get it Facebook's a little bit easier for everybody but YouTube actually we get a little bit of revenue and we would love that. So this studio is sponsored by Irvine's auto repair and Grand Rapids hybrid. We will talk about them in a little bit. I want to talk about the picnic. It is still live and still going to happen. We're super excited about that. We're going to try to do a live stream. Sam, did you get an email back from the city? Okay, about 10 days away. Yeah, Pete's going to check he's going to drive by there and check if it has power. Yep, because if it does, well, even if it doesn't, we may pull it out of our ass but
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do you have to make it? I'd like if you want to make it explicit. I get it. It's like,
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I'm sure I already said the efforts
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to say Esper
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Anyways yes it's gonna be good 10 days from now burgers hot dogs free food yep and it's sponsored by Herman on
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oh yeah sponsored by mines what's going on Leo you audio in twitch this
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you walk all over me Esper stuff all over the shocker anyway I'm trying to shut up I got a lot going on right now I gotta wait like so yeah it's sponsored by Irvine's Thank you so much. They're amazing. Megan said she even make a visit so that'll be nice to see so yeah, did I mention I would love for you to subscribe on YouTube and like and follow? That would be great. That would be awesome. No stories I did not Dr. Sam is the only one working right now but I think I am going to go out this weekend. Sam, do you got anything?
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Um, I mean, nothing crazy. No fistfights.
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No mask fistfights?
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No, honestly, everybody's been wearing their masks. Yeah. Pretty good I was a
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really nose yeah under the nose
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above the nose okay I was the Karen at the start of the day I forgot their mask and just walked in anyways yeah you were yeah you worked no oh just I was going in to get alcohol from my tubing trapped and left my mask I already turned around wants to go get my ID and I wasn't turning around again
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I ran back with my head down the entire time
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so nobody would look at me alcohol for your tubing trip. Okay, I just want to put that out there.
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Well, what do you do?
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Yeah, besides get sunburned anyways, I only have a little bit for you. I don't know how you didn't use your white
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No, I had a lot of sunscreen on because I forgot to do my back racist. I mean it's pretty thick but I didn't do my back so my back has some sunburn.
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Going tubing but my skin like I can wear SPF 110 don't matter.
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Yeah, no, I it wasn't very sunny on Sunday. Pretty overcast. Usually When it's cloudy, it's Oh, I still put it on. So I mean, but no, it was good. I mean, I, I don't know how to swim. So, yeah, it was a little concerning at first, but wow, no, no, no, no. I told mom that and she looked at me What do you mean? You
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her advice was just to hold on better.
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I know how to swim. Mom. I know how to swim and I almost died.
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And we were not at an MCU remember, but we did it again. So you don't
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wear a jacket rim and you brought alcohol.
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Haha. Check it out really good.
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Yeah. Good. How's it grown up?
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Brother proper safety here. Miguel said his car got stolen.
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Somebody said that stream keeps freezing for me well Get better internet.
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Yeah, he's probably on Twitch
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as far as
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like instacart is getting worse. So I've been doing shift Do you think it's because people are on appointments want to know
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100% of people who weren't working because I didn't really have to now have to and it's just flooded the market terribly. Oh, good. No, it's not over is like there's not a lot of Uber drivers but I bet you there's now like triple that there was and there's not the market.
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Yeah, well, I was even thinking about like driving again as long as like everything staying as is and it doesn't get I control but I'm not doing it till the college kids are back.
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Right. Yeah. Like I'll drive again in at the end of August when the kids come home. Do we even know the cars are gonna come back? Yeah, they are NC as of now. I mean, not everybody has to right but they're offering and seat
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right? Yeah, but I mean, a lot of them are gonna do you know, virtual
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like me, me. Going to like, school or anything like that, like a medical program like they're gonna be here.
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They still want to go to their apartment so they can get drunk.
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Yeah. Get away from mom and dad, right? Have a campus experience. Yeah. Like one of my classes was just changed from in person to a real time virtual and I'm pretty ticked about it.
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No. So Oh wow.
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So anything else nothing. I think I'm gonna go out this weekend. Nothing interesting. Maybe Friday night tips are getting worse.
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Well yeah of course Yeah, people are getting running out of money just because they're losing out on planning but also they've been paying all these tips all summer long to get in there at the point where like, I can't afford to keep Well yeah, dropping 20 2020 $30 tip
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every week adds up pretty quick.
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You know, the same people go to the bars still, you know, so
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well. They're not going to the bar now.
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Why not? bars are closed bro.
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Again, they've been close.
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I mean, most places if you
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70% Have your out. Yes. So every bar and green
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bars are closed like just bars like Mulligan's places like Stella's that are open are still closing early.
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But yeah, they're closing early but still so I saw last weekend.
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Mike up you're talking
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last week in those a story about one of the new bars down on the strip that had huge problems with just way way too many people. Down on bridge Street. What was it a
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must have? A social
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point, whatever the thing that's called,
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I know what you're talking about. Yeah, but they may serve food so
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okay, but after after eight o'clock or whatever they, you know, I can't think of a guess. I guess I'm only open till eight and nine to 10. But yeah,
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Again, it's a lot harder to get
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drunk at a bar right now.
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Just get drunk at home. It's doable.
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It's just harder.
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So much cheaper.
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remember, you mentioned you heard about them from?
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Yeah, that's true. I never talked about that. Because that was really important so that they know that were they the person
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when you go to make your appointment they asked to
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Yeah, you know, they don't ask me because they know where I'm coming from. But right, you're right. Maybe they would with you.
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And they did when I like my first appointment. I set it up through their website. There was like a box where I could put it in there. And I did. But now at this point, I don't I assume looks back and sees me. Yeah, she's like, okay, yeah, once they put it in there, it's fine. So
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Well, yeah, yeah. repeat business.
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Yep. And they're sponsoring the picnic. So you got to come now. So yeah. All right, the first video up. This one is kind of interesting. I titled his mask, asshole, but that's really not a mask issue. I don't know why I title it that way. But this one the guy has a partition in the back and it gets a little weird. I encourage you to watch this video after the stream when you really can listen to it because I think this was a plan from the get go with these guys what he did. I don't think this was he was mad at the partition. I think they were planning something. So well watch it. It's a little long but and then well, you know, three, four minutes, but I'm a positive in between.
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I'm really like you're like how well you feel about like the roof of your car.
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Give a man
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two sided double sided
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Velcro. So I put it with some rice right? Like how'd you seal that up?
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So pay attention to the guys in the back Don't look at the driver because either they got a plan of something. I don't know what it is. Well, I know what it is but
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you did that yourself. Yeah, I did it myself.
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Sometimes dropping man when we did is like perfectly straight.
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Yeah, because we've requested
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something like that. The guy's got a bad tie rod or something in the car to
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kind of beat. Yeah, sometimes I'm picking up like, the
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plastic that I'm talking about. Like When you're parked Okay, you got this for your like career like for you to drive a car and you put the car like you installed it yourself. Yeah. Really? So like you got this off Amazon and was this across here? Yes. It's so funny because it looks just like the last three free people that I like had in the backseat
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just like this
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same distance, same with all that stuff. So I think you're a liar.
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I should have cut some of this out well this is when the stars get in sketch.
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You get this
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high paying 25 value. Now you put a light on. Now you put the light on
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You open the door, man. No.
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Nobody's open to open the door.
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car so loud I know. Sorry for that.
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Okay, I should add it somewhere else. I'm sorry.
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Samantha shut the
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See he's talking to him like he's gonna do something Ready he says ready?
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By the way, there's a kid in the car.
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between those two
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What happened to the kid?
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They? I think the cop. I think they either got out or they pulled the other guy. The guy jumped out of the car. Yeah, no, the other guy
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He just gets out.
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Like, I think they plan to do that because he's like, are you ready? If you go back to the video
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I didn't get a chance to watch this
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was the purpose?
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I don't know.
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I don't know if they wanted a free ride or if they
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that's just horrible. So Janet said the year of the video is 2018 Oh, and so obviously the camera must be this must have been set up wrong because why would you have you know, a plastic or would you have a plastic thing and
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yeah, I mean that's a good call cuz Yeah. Why was he wearing a mask. Wait.
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Yeah, no, there would have been no problem. No reason for that.
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He's a time traveler.
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that was crazy and unexpected.
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Yeah, I mean,
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that's why you thought I thought somebody was leaning up you can. Oh, really? Yeah. I like I thought the door was open because the person was out.
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So he pre opened the door. Yeah, like that guy should have stopped that car immediately. I don't know why he kept driving and he turned the light on. I know why to get better light in the car because he figured something was up. I think the light turned down when the
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Yeah, that's right, Joe.
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Shut up, Sam.
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That's, that's nuts.
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That's a scary one.
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I wonder mitre somebody who just hates people for like, people who get mad at other people for wearing masks right now. Yeah, I think he maybe he's one of those it could be and he's got the divider up. So he's like, oh, you're just a little bee or something like that. I had a woman thank me for not having them. Ask them when I was delivered. groceries to the door.
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Yeah. Thank you for not buying all that looks Shut up. Did you tell her to shut up? No. But
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I was just dropping her stuff off and going, like I didn't really plan on interacting was but she thanked me for not having a mask.
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Most people expected to be completely touchless and may even do you drop them off and leaving before you
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99% of time and some people don't care and they just come out and I don't that's fine. I don't care but it's just the fact that she thanked me for not having went on. I'm like, oh, you're one of those you know, the people have
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that and I'm not gonna make this politic. Oh, too late, Nicole, but it's just my thing to people who think that, you know, the pandemic is gonna be gone once the election is over.
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Or that the whole world is faking it.
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Oh, yeah, no, no, just just for just for us. I almost said his name. Cancer.
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Please don't we'll probably definitely get back
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somebody is looking for a couch auction on Facebook
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where the couch Oh bro was that there's like a group of people that bomb livestreams
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okay yes there is they used to go into like vent chats and mess with you
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might want to get the ban hammer ready
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is that is the man
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the Bo Diddley, you might
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I hit the comment I'm not I don't know how to ban people from Facebook unfortunately,
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a Esteban has the question. Okay, that's what's up. What's your question?
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So we'll move on. And we'll talk to him. Maybe Yeah,
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so the couch. Yeah. The next article.
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Some of these are silly guys. If you're new to the show, some of these are funny. Some of them serious. That last one was serious. This one's a little
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right. A little, even a little bit after Yeah,
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that was pretty
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that kid was a little kid. thing that it was terrifying. It was crazy. So this next one's from Uber Eats delivery driver group.
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I skip mine.
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That's my fault. I did. I did skip yours. Go ahead, just, hey, let's just be professional and just like maybe just let him roll with it. And then after he's done, though, then after he's done, then you can say, Oh, hey, Jason, I think you skip mine. It was my fault. Why is it your fault? Because I put the, the Oh,
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It's always Jason's always Jason's fault. Okay, keep going.
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Alright, so this next one, for those of you who can't see it says, The doordash man asked if I can meet him in the lobby. I asked him you work for lobby dash or doordash.
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Oh, I laughed really hard. The first time I read it. I've now seen it 15 times on my Facebook page, so it's decreasingly. Bye But by now you know,
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keep keep talking, please. Okay.
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So, um, so my,
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there's another one so I just, let's just
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let's just roll with it. Okay. Okay, so my story here is how unfortunately a Uber driver was, was killed doing a car chase. He was not the one being chased but a police officer, you know, obviously accidentally hit him. So it is a car chase and the Uber Uber drivers vehicle was struck by a deputy after associate vehicle tried to go around him the entrance ramp. There was a driver in the car. The driver was not did not die but but no, the driver died so he did not die. But the driver was announced it at the hospital. I'm sorry I'm a little bit knocked out of it here for a while.
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What was I gonna say? That was one more thing I wanted to mention.
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I forget what it was.
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Okay. What's the matter? I got knocked out of this this a little bit when all the rock is in the studio right now. Sorry. No, it's me.
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Now it's me to Pete and I are trying to
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trying to figure out how to deal with people. I'm just trying not to laugh at all the comments coming in.
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Okay, sorry. Yeah.
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I think that they're just trying to write us out. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
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Um, what did Esteban How would you react to an angry Uber PACs?
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I'm the same way Jason reacts to anybody who tries to target any of his chargers or his radio starring in a band.
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I mean, I do have
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Yeah, I do have more of a an issue when somebody
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I don't know. Man, I'm I've never been in that situation. No, so not not like that. Like, I mean not not even an assault. I don't think I've ever had anyone scream me down like that.
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I had one time. It's about two and a half years ago now. I had a group get into my car, they tried to steal the ride. And they were to do the whole thing. It was down downtown, but there were six people getting into my van. And and I did confirm where they were, but they were I don't know what the hell happened. But they got in there. And they wanted me to change the address. And then I said, well do it on the app. And he said what my phone was just stolen. Yeah, of course it was get out. And so you know, at that point, I knew what happened and they got upset. Yeah. And this one guy started not he sounded pounding on the door. Yeah, he didn't nothing happened to the car, but he was like,
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Yeah, but you're kind of a calm guy can't Well, I've never seen you get
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one video which is now taken down that one where he was just He was just bad guy. Yeah.
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So he also asked this Esteban i think is in Detroit I seen a post he has for delivery Do you guys go inside hotels and apartments?
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Yeah, I mean some places you can some places you can't
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yeah every hotel I've done any delivery to whether it be luggage or food or whatever they make you display it in the lobby. There is no go into the rooms and even hotels. Yeah. Or apartments. Yeah, go to their door. Sorry I'm
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inside but don't is something some of them just need to drop them off in the in the by the entrance, right. What's it called? He took the food out by the What's it called? The chicken?
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I don't tell you.
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Yeah, I mean, usually they expect you to wait for the person to come downstairs. Just drop it and go. But
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our newest comment. It's a pleasure for me to write this testimony. Hi, I got my genital herpes cured over a month ago.
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Yeah, we've been in for
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I think we found out why we have so many people listening to our podcasts.
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I think I shared it in the wrong group. I think that's part of the problem.
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Well, there's a there's a Facebook group of people. And what they do is they go around and they harass live streams, until you like put a shoe on top of your head. And then they all leave. I can do that.
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But how that works? Yeah, how does a how to, how do they?
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well, let's see if it works.
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I'm sure just one of them stumbles upon it, and they just share with other friends and What
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I don't understand is get a fucking life.
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Well, there's my friend. What else? Do it's really COVID-19 bro? Yeah,
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well, they're bored. Yeah, is anyone else logged in as as the actual page that can start taking care of this so I don't get distracted or not? Are you all logged in?
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I just put The shoe in my head today is gonna be over now. Yeah, no.
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Anyways, um, I kept saying I kept seeing people say doordash slides up doordash slide. I was like, What the fuck is that mean? Oh, we had the doordash slide up. So,
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sorry about that. Okay, so we're on to my nap. Go ahead.
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Okay, so I have a little Reddit.
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I mean, you can summarize you don't have to read it all. But if you
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read it, yeah.
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You come to the show. gets right in and you want to come on. So go ahead, then you can read the whole thing. Yep. That'll
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give us time to start being
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exactly. It'll give you some time Jason to get together. I'm
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Yeah, you get some time. So I pick up a guy at the bar who did the zombie shuffle to my car. In my head I SAW said oh shit. This is gonna suck. So long story short, he pukes in my car, put down my window down down my interior in the window jamb between the seats. father of three with the submix so I kept my cool didn't miss a beat. We get to his house and he says he'll go get supplies to clean it. He leaves me my car, maybe smart snapped a bunch of picks. He comes back out and starts cleaning. by cleaning I mean smearing he gives me 20 bucks and apologized. I drove away. Park a few blocks down I call support the email me a link I uploaded the pics before I got to the 24 hour Walgreens, it's $150 in my account, I spent his 20 and 10 of my cash on supplies so I cleaned my car for 30 bucks after making 140 because I spent my 10 and he gave me 20 I'm sure he was pissed I saw the charge but come on you're you're a stranger and this is my car. only reason I was pissed is because it happened on my third. My third ride so early in my night. I drive third shift. If it happened at the end of the night I would have made a killing with an ending ride like him. Next day I was cleaning what look like Taco Bell chicken burrito. I don't use the stick to get the checks for my windows. Yeah
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Yeah, I mean, we've been there. We've all been there, especially Pete, like mostly. Have you ever had
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somebody wanting to clean up after the incident?
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Um, I've had somebody offered anything
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Someone has to worry about, ya know, I had one guy from Grand Valley, his buddy pute. And he came out and tried to wipe it up and didn't do a great job. But he tried.
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I've had two people want to clean up and one of the persons I actually ended up not even charging at all because they did a really good job. It was the middle of the night. It was only on the outside of the car. Right? And they came in of course, that's why you know, but they came. So it was two girls, and the one was like dead drunk.
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They have one cup.
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Well, I shot
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so grow Oh, so gross. Anyways, so
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she was very drunk and she was the one who puked out the window. How to friend her girlfriend not walk friend. They were not girlfriend.
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We know what you mean.
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Yeah, I got them all frazzled.
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But she was she was sober until she cleaned it up. Now,
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I know Gabe had someone who tried to clean up but he has those weird seats in his jeep that have a little holes in them. Oh, I remember
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He borrowed my seam back because he couldn't get it all out. He should just burn the car.
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Oh, poor buddy. Wait.
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Yeah, I think I've had I know I've had a few peakers my my worst one was in my wife's van that we don't have anymore. But that was that was gross. It was everywhere.
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I feel like there's like a lot of nooks and crannies to in a van because the front seats are split. It's not a bench. So there's just more places for it to get into. Yeah,
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she was in the back and just kind of puked on the side of the van. It was cute.
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It happened to way too many Anytime.
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Yeah, I think it's your drive and we saw you at one time when you hit the curb. That
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is not true. we raced downtown for
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That one didn't work so well.
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Anyways, so this one is officer though. Yeah, so was that ticket he gave you There you go. So on the screen you'll see it's I call it hustler and I kind of like this. He's got for sale, three ply mask. $1. canine 90 mass three. canine canine. Why am I saying canine Han Cayenne. What? What are they? What are the what are they? They're not called? What do they call are
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usually in 95 and
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95. So what's the
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flux? Maybe it's formerly k n, but nobody says Well, he's
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selling them for $4 So yeah, a gator mass $4 faceshield $3 10 foot chargers $8 Colby shirts $10
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I'm sorry you missed one. Hey, I was that was the finisher you have to wait
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The second last one is condoms $2 or three for five bucks. I mean, some people have high hopes. I mean, three. I don't know they're gonna be so drunk they're gonna screw up the first two and it's gonna take three of them to get it right.
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so crazy All right, yes for your up buddy.
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The three condoms or the two girls one cup. No.
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You I just not doing well. So this is a story from a lift Reddit nearly drowned while caught in five feet flash flood waters around 9pm Wednesday evening in South Carolina.
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You blame this man over
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All right, we gotta get the
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fuck out here. water's coming up to the damn things tell.
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Hey, don't don't crank it up, man. How you doing?
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Bro? Hey, buddy. Hey
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there I don't know if you realize this or not, man, but there's war. Cool back here, buddy.
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This is so crazy. Well,
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I love the accent.
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Oh, I know. Yeah, you can tell that's not Midwestern.
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Yeah, that's so crazy. That is crazy. Um, so what day was that? Do we know?
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Well, I don't know why what does it matter?
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Well, because it wasn't there a couple of storms. It wasn't this new, right. Just a couple of times about
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from the hurricane.
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The Hurricane. I don't know if it was that from there. I mean, it was afraid to say it was a flash flood. Yeah, but it's crazy. That comes silver. There was one time we had a rain like crazy. It was the middle of the day. And I was driving on Alpine. Yeah, I know it's right by an st and right underneath the bridge. Oh, something. I don't know what happened but it was crazy. And I had tons of cars behind me All I all I could do was go through it. Yeah, I luckily I was not in the black car. I was in the van. Man.
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I'm in Michigan division in 2007 the other spouse division and 20. So man, yeah.
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Yeah, you got to be careful with those flash floods cuz you're not supposed to go through them. No, I know, especially if you don't know the depth.
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But I had two cars behind me.
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What am I supposed to do? I mean, flipping off, I would just get out, run through it. See how deep it is. Don't worry about your pants. Don't remove it. Yeah, you're like, Okay, I'm good. So Pete wanted me to add this for the Grand Rapids group. Yeah,
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Grand Rapids people is kind of an info thing. And it was kind of a funny thing. But the new hotel Mertens, the French style restaurant downtown Grand Rapids has been closed because of COVID is changing its name to Burton's prime, Mertens and I thought it was funny because never fails. Everybody always asked me is the hotel nice and they
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never asked to happen. Oh really?
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No. Oh, well, it makes you think the hotel.
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Mertens isn't a hotel? No, I swear to God.
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It used to be 100 years ago. It was a freaking idiot.
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I swear to God, I didn't know.
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It was a very nice French restaurant. Well, that's why I
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added it for Pete because I didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
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It makes me think of like,
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are they doing some steaks or something on there now though?
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They are the pop up kitchen. Yeah.
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Yeah, Miguel says on Twitch the KNN like the car filters.
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But I'm not really good food and they're changing their menu a little bit and I really hope they don't take the truffle pasta off. is so good. It's truffle in a ham. Oh man, no,
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Yes sir. Are you mushrooms are growing?
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Are you on my side with this?
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I'm all over that. Yeah, no,
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absolutely. We have a more refined palate. Oh.
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song called truffle butter.
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was at Drake and Nicki Minaj I don't
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know. I've never heard this song. Okay. No, that's not really my genre.
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Yeah, talking about skeletons probably no.
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play it again. Sam.
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Play it again.
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This video? No.
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Second here. Oh, we keep talking about great food. I remember the first time I was on the podcast.
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I feel like I'm now
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saying the mushrooms are the best. I'm not sure that Sam, you know, thinking about mushrooms and truffles is the same thing.
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I'm thinking about the truffle shuffle.
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I don't even know what that is.
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on, man. I guess that is I don't know. It's understandable that
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he was in the 80s. You were here in the 80s. No.
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What your Did you?
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Oh, you did? Yeah. You don't know.
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Yeah, I know The Goonies. The truffle shuffle.
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So the kid does. Do it. Come on. Do it.
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Now he does the truffle. Okay, I guess I'm
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never seen, but I know what it is. I saw the movie many times.
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I'm in 90s. Baby. Why would I ever seen that? Because it's a classic. No.
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All right, whoever thinks it's a classic. Please chime in.
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Classic. Thank you. It is a class Next you're gonna see Piper never saw Gremlins. Nope.
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The only thing I know about Gremlins is the Family Guy parodies.
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